I was just about to leave for work yesterday when I made the last minute decision to reach for my bank books to balance during lunch. I think I am the only 20 something that keeps paper records of all my banking activity. After looking in their usual hiding spot I began to panic when they weren't there. Drops of sweat began to form on every inch of my body - it's amazing how hot you can get when you're freaking out. I threw open the apartment door in hope of some chilly relief. No luck. WHERE ARE THEY!? This place is not that big. I immediately called Brian thinking he must have touched them, it could not have possibly been my fault. When he provided me no answers I was no longer interested in talking to him. It would have been fine except this is the 2nd time this week I've lost something important! Tuesday it was the blue-tooth which I later found beaten up by sleet and run over by a Dodge Ram. As it usually goes, I had to talk myself out of pure hysteria. I swear in my mind I had my identity stolen and my bank accounts wiped clean before I found the bank books hiding behind a drawer. Silly bank books. I spent most of yesterday reminiscing with my mom and sister about all the things I've misplaced in my life. These are just the important things we can remember...
- Black glasses - I suspect they got thrown in the garbage at Kristina's Bakery. Sadly they were never found and they were probably my favorite pair ever.
- Red glasses - Left on the piano in Mr. Cantaffa's classroom for lord knows how long.
- Purple sunglasses - Dropped them in the parking lot of an ex's house, they were ran over.
- Glasses left in the parking lot of Quail Creek Shopping Plaza - Mom had to drive me back there!
- Prescription sunglasses - Lost in Amanda's car at college, purchased new ones (several hundred dollars) and they resurfaced several months later. Can you see a pattern with the glasses?
- Blue-tooth - Previously mentioned, broken in 3 pieces. Can't believe I was even able to hold onto something that small for so many years.
You should learn to wear contacts..
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